Holday Scandal

From Gary's Holiday Intern: "Scandal broke out with Gary's family this year around the holidays. There were some things said. For those who were there back at the homestead, Gary apologizes. The stress of the year weighed heavy on Gary and he had a lot of Aunt Dorothy's rum balls at the Waffle Breakfast. It does not excuse what was said but he still would like to apologize. Particularly to the Spittlemeiner Nieces that were in the room.

Gary is taking a little bit of time off at the end of the month, taking a retreat to West Glen Cove to recenter himself. The success of the Crushed Velvets was staggering last year, it opened doors that Gary never thought existed. But it has brought an unwanted elements of self-centeredness that Gary did not anticipate.

Please accept his apology and know that he will do everything in his power to right the wrong for the sake of his family, his fans and himself.

After spending time with my family as well I have also decided that I will end my internship a month early. I just don't want to be associated with Gary anymore. It's put a wedge between me and the sweet things in my life.

The Crushed Velvets BrrrFestival show at the Garfield middle school tomorrow will be happening. 3pm. Free with canned good."